neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

"if someone hurts you, stay the fuck away, no matter how hard it is, stay the fuck away" - unknown - via daaint (via perfect)
-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
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