amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second
prettyboyshyflizzy:

yo-tori:

postracialcomments:

the-goddamazon:

kyssthis16:

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHJAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I’M DONE

I hate yall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET THE FUCK!!!

bruhhh nooooooooooo LMAOOOOOOOOOO

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

zootedboy:

*throws in big words mid sentence so u know i fuck wit books*

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
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